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有一定意思！！

唐僧师徒历经九九八十一难，终于见到了如来佛求取真经。
    如来问：“ 你们带U盘了么？”
    唐僧师徒：
    如来又问：“移动硬盘呢？”
    唐僧师徒：
    如来继续问：“ IPOD，mp3，mp4也可以哇！”
    唐僧师徒：
    如来叹了口气：“ 那你们就原路回去吧，我用QQ传给你们...
    唐僧： 靠，早知道加你QQ就完了，老子还走这么远干嘛啊。
    如来嘿嘿的回应道：“你们以为要加就加啊？ 我经常隐身滴！

情绪药方：怎样有效调节个人情绪
　　不让不良情绪在心里挥之不去，它们在你的思想深处盘旋越久，你越会在身心两方面深受其害。
　　如果大吵过一架或感觉压抑，尽量将自己从中解脱出来，找一处清静所在，用腹式呼吸法深呼吸15下，意念集中告诉自己一切很好，尽在掌控之中———这样可立竿见影地降低心率和血压。如果争论还未结束，再回去平心静气地谈，做不到这一点的话，干脆离开。
　　减轻压力非常重要。如果你的时间表排得满满的，很简单，只要勾去5项将做的事情就可。腹式呼吸法对转换个人情绪至关重要，只需深呼吸几分钟，你就会慢慢放松下来，不再焦虑不安了。
　　将鼓舞人心的话写下来，经常看看，会对身体健康产生有益影响，如果可能，只是在头脑中想象也行。如果你真能在头脑中生动地想象出积极的激励之语，它的作用和看真正的醒世良言是一样的。
　　把自己想象成爱笑的、高兴的、精力充沛的人，会试图以这种感觉影响自己——你想得越活灵活现，这种方法就越有效；另外也可以不断给自己重复说些积极的话，如我一天比一天觉得更快乐、更无忧无虑，不断重复地自我提示，会改善人的情绪、精力和健康状况。

 

 

 

心存感激时
　　对生活中得到的东西要心存感激。美国哈特麦斯学院的罗琳·麦克拉提发现，类似爱、感激和满足这样的情感，会刺激脑下垂体后叶激素的分泌。她说，“该激素在人感到开放和忠实之时就会分泌，它会使神经系统放松，减轻压抑感，体内各组织的含氧量也会显著增加，就像经过了康复治疗一样。”心电图显示，人在心怀感激时，脑部和心脏也有同步电流活动产生，从而使相关器官的运转更加有效。

it is first to be announced by the fans of the andylau:
　　at see over this son hereafter word by word and sentence by sentence, my heart can’t be calm once in a very long while, shocking!why would like a son that like?!many years in bbs in horizontal network in my life , from thinking any further can’t there is any a son can move me, have never thought to come in sight of such ingenious and incomparable like this an a son today.
　　floor lord, is you let me comprehending the ‘ someone outside the person profoundly, there is day outside the day’ this words.thank you !
　　at see over this son hereafter, i did not replies immediately, because i fear me the vulgar replies unbearablely will compromise this net last rare a son.but i replied still, because feel if can’t leave behind at the such fascinating a son own net, that i die too can’t the purpose of name !can leave own net an a matter for is how pride behind at the such fascinating a son!floor lord, beg your pardon my selfish!
　　i know that describe the floor lord you with the how gorgeous words regardless the fascinating degree of a son is all not enough, is all hypocritical, so i think only of to say a:your a son is too good-looking!i would like to the lifetime sees the bottom!
　　this son conceives outline novel, the topic has the mental strategy only, the paragraph is clear, details , fall the rise and fall, the main line is clear, fascinating, mild display the extraordinary literature bottom inside, is witty it may be said, a classic, is a model that my generation should the study.
　　in regard to the angle of the cloak-and-dagger art, this son do not calculate too successful, but it of the experiment is however the far far larger than in meaning the success oneself.positive so-called:“ a the horse dashes about, shooting the birds lead the bow, the world is all in my heart!“ floor lord really not the is to has boundary new generation to open the mountain strange!
　　i will have disappointed to this community originally, feeling that this community had no the prospect, the in the mind is filled with the woe.but saw your this son, let me producing the hope to the community again.is a fire that you let my in the mind set alight the hope afresh, is you make my heart cold ashes burn again, is you rescued me a stirs the cool stiring the cool heart!
　　i decide originally and can’t return to any a son in the community, but saw your a son, it is what must return that i tell the oneself this son!this is once-in-a-lifetime o.k. stick!heaven contain eye, let me getting the such fascinating and incomparable a son at the excellent the can view in year that living!
　　floor lord, you want to continue diligent!you are the hope of the community!

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